Wednesdays Wisdom

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Phyllis Diller

"I don't believe in low-fat cooking."
Nigella Lawson 

"You Donkey!"



"Get to know the Chef and you will start to enjoy dining out even more. "

John Walters 

"First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef."

Martin Fisher

“It is not enough that I succeed, everyone else must fail”
Marco Pierre White and or Attila the Hun

"John Philip, Get off the sun bed and open Hell's Kitchen"
Gordon Ramsey

"Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it. "
Lao Tzu

"Leave ya? Leave ya? It's like my cooking! Ain't gonna leave and ain't gonna stop cooking. Well except if I die and that won't be by choice!"
Steve Boddey